I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.
Life is full of difficult decisions.
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
Chompers’ first time swimming, EVER!! He even had his own coaching team. 😉🐺 #HeSmilesWhenHeSwims #SoProud
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.
IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST